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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 258799" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,"</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">she volunteered.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">become, asked the girl to describe the incident.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">jumped over the fence into our yard!"</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"That must've been scary,", said the teacher.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"It sure was," said the little girl.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"My kitty arched his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'........and</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">before he could say 'Fu&*' the Rottweiler ate him!"</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="traveler, post: 258799, member: 1954"] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]she volunteered.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]become, asked the girl to describe the incident.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]jumped over the fence into our yard!"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"That must've been scary,", said the teacher.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"It sure was," said the little girl.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"My kitty arched his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'........and[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]before he could say 'Fu&*' the Rottweiler ate him!"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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