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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 260747" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.</p><p></p><p>What do you give a vampire with a cold? Coffin Drops.</p><p></p><p>What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.</p><p></p><p>How do vampires get around on Halloween night? By blood vessels</p><p></p><p>Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle</p><p></p><p>Why did the vampire joined the police force? So he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings? Lazy bones</p><p></p><p>What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish? It came back with a skeleton crew</p><p></p><p>Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 260747, member: 1246"] What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck. What do you give a vampire with a cold? Coffin Drops. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. How do vampires get around on Halloween night? By blood vessels Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle Why did the vampire joined the police force? So he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout. What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings? Lazy bones What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish? It came back with a skeleton crew Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them. [/QUOTE]
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