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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 261669" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">New Manhood</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 261669, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]New Manhood[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen." [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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