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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 264916" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a </strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said....'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.' She said, 'Yes I will marry you because I love you sooo much and I will learn to live with your infant-sized penis.' </span></em></em></em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...as Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room. Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. </strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant.' </strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'Yes, it is,' Herb replied.... 7 pounds, 3 ounces, 19 inches long...'</strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="traveler, post: 264916, member: 1954"] [I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][B][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B][I] [I][I][FONT=Times New Roman]12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said....'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.' She said, 'Yes I will marry you because I love you sooo much and I will learn to live with your infant-sized penis.' [/FONT][/I][/I][/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...as Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room. Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant.' [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]'Yes, it is,' Herb replied.... 7 pounds, 3 ounces, 19 inches long...'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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