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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 265881" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Golf Rules for Seniors</p><p> </p><p>The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the </p><p>RULES OF GOLF FOR SENIORS: </p><p> </p><p>Rule 1.a.5</p><p>A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the </p><p>fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which groundskeepers failed to mow. </p><p> </p><p>RULE 2.D.6 (b)</p><p>A BALL HITTING A TREE SHALL BE DEEMED NOT TO HAVE HIT THE TREE. This is</p><p>simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player</p><p>must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the</p><p>tree and play the ball from there. </p><p> </p><p>Rule 3.b.3 (g) </p><p>There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or</p><p>near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, </p><p>making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by</p><p>charging himself or herself with a penalty.</p><p> </p><p>Rule 4.c.7 (h)</p><p>If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have</p><p>dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.</p><p> </p><p>Rule 5.</p><p>Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may</p><p>be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the</p><p>hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game. </p><p> </p><p>Rule 6.a.9 (k)</p><p>There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching</p><p>golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior</p><p>golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.</p><p> </p><p>Rule 7.g.15 (z)</p><p>There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should</p><p>float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.</p><p> </p><p>Rule 8.k.9 (s)</p><p>Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new</p><p>golf equipment. Since this is financially impracticable for many senior </p><p>golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old</p><p>equipment. </p><p> </p><p>Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 265881, member: 1246"] Golf Rules for Seniors The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the RULES OF GOLF FOR SENIORS: Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which groundskeepers failed to mow. RULE 2.D.6 (b) A BALL HITTING A TREE SHALL BE DEEMED NOT TO HAVE HIT THE TREE. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there. Rule 3.b.3 (g) There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty. Rule 4.c.7 (h) If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf. Rule 5. Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game. Rule 6.a.9 (k) There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty. Rule 7.g.15 (z) There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings. Rule 8.k.9 (s) Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impracticable for many senior golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment. Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes. [/QUOTE]
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