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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 266120" data-attributes="member: 1246">Bubba died.......&nbsp;Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. Themorgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.&nbsp;The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, &quot;Yup,his face is burned up pretty bad You better roll him over.&quot; The morticianrolled him over and Cooter said, &quot;Nope, ain&#039;t Bubba.&quot;&nbsp;The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, &quot;Yup, he&#039;s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.&quot; Themortician rolled him over and Gomer said, &quot;No, I t ain&#039;t Bubba.&quot;&nbsp;The mortician asked, &quot;How can you tell?&quot; Gomer said, &quot;Well, Bubba hadtwo a$$holes.&quot; &quot;What? He had two a$$holes?&quot; asked the mortician.&nbsp;Yup, said Gomer, we never seen &#039;em, but everybody used to say, &quot;There&#039;s Bubba with them two a$$holes.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 266120, member: 1246"] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Bubba died.......[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup,[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]his face is burned up pretty bad You better roll him over." The mortician[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, I t ain't Bubba."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]two a$$holes." "What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Yup, said Gomer, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]There's Bubba with them two a$$holes."[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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