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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 269279" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Life as an American...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving. And then we won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues. But we mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner".</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We tie up our dogs while letting our sixteen year old kids run wild. </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 269279, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Life as an American...[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. [*] [*]We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. [*] [*]We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving. And then we won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour. [*] [*]We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues. But we mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner". [*] [*]We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time. [*] [*]We tie up our dogs while letting our sixteen year old kids run wild. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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