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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 270173" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... </p><p> </p><p>...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. </p><p> </p><p>...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. </p><p> </p><p>...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." </p><p> </p><p>...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. </p><p> </p><p>...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend. </p><p> </p><p>...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record. </p><p> </p><p>...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract. </p><p> </p><p>...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work. </p><p> </p><p>...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. </p><p> </p><p>...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry." </p><p> </p><p>...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job. </p><p> </p><p>...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes. </p><p> </p><p>...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets. </p><p> </p><p>...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 270173, member: 1246"] I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. ...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. ...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." ...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. ...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend. ...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record. ...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract. ...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work. ...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. ...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry." ...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job. ...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes. ...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets. ...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me. [/QUOTE]
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