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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 270189" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">SIGNS YOU OVERDID THANKSGIVING........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Paramedics brought in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of your chair.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The potatoes you used, set off another famine in Ireland.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Strangers keep addressing you as "Mr. President".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read, "Good Lord!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You now have a butt the size of Plymouth Rock.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 270189, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]SIGNS YOU OVERDID THANKSGIVING........ You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net. All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. Paramedics brought in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of your chair. The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! The potatoes you used, set off another famine in Ireland. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. Strangers keep addressing you as "Mr. President". This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read, "Good Lord!" You now have a butt the size of Plymouth Rock. People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over." Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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