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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 271246" data-attributes="member: 1246">Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance........Gets &quot;psyched&quot; before each competition by banging his head against a locker,although he&#039;s on the chess team.Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year&#039;sFrench Open.Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness.Swimmer&#039;s refusal to trim beard and wax chest costs her valuable seconds inthe 100-meter freestyle.His red and yellow jersey reads, &quot;Track Cartel de Colombia.&quot;Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands.Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes.According to the urine test, he&#039;s six-week&#039;s pregnant.Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just &quot;walk it off.&quot;Has switched her shower song from &quot;I Feel Pretty&quot; to &quot;Old Man River.&quot;Forget Nike and Reebok-he&#039;s got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 271246, member: 1246"] Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance........ Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team. Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters. Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's French Open. Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness. Swimmer's refusal to trim beard and wax chest costs her valuable seconds in the 100-meter freestyle. His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia." Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands. Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet. Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years. Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes. According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant. Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off." Has switched her shower song from "I Feel Pretty" to "Old Man River." Forget Nike and Reebok-he's got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo. [/QUOTE]

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