Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 271621" data-attributes="member: 1246">Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38&nbsp;inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that&nbsp;the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you&#039;re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights&nbsp;each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you&nbsp;might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have ever refused to buy something because it&#039;s &quot;too pricey,&quot;&nbsp;you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you&nbsp;might live in Wisconsin . (I remember it being October)&nbsp;&nbsp;If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the&nbsp;year, you might live inWisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don&#039;t work&nbsp;there, you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If your dad&#039;s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his&nbsp;forehead, you might live in Wisconsin . (Also around his collar line)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head&nbsp;Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live&nbsp;in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have either a pet or a child named &quot;Brett,&quot; you might live in&nbsp;Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live&nbsp;in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who&nbsp;dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you know how to say Oconomowoc,Waukesha , Menomonie &amp; Manitowoc,&nbsp;you might live in Wisconsin .&nbsp;&nbsp;If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in&nbsp;Wisconsin.&nbsp;&nbsp;If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing&nbsp;bear, and you sing gently, &quot;From the land of sky-blue waters,&quot;....you&nbsp;might live in Wisconsin .</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 271621, member: 1246"] Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin . If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin . If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too pricey," you might live in Wisconsin . If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin . (I remember it being October) If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live inWisconsin . If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin . If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin . (Also around his collar line) If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin . If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin . If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin . If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin . If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin . If you know how to say Oconomowoc,Waukesha , Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin . If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,"....you might live in Wisconsin . [/QUOTE]

Verification