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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 271788" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids</p><p></p><p>>Mary had a little pig,</p><p>>She kept it fat and plastered;</p><p>>And when the price of pork went up,</p><p>>She shot the little bast***.</p><p>></p><p>>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB</p><p>>Her father shot it dead.</p><p>>Now it goes to school with her,</p><p>>Between two hunks of bread.</p><p>></p><p>>Mary had a little lamb</p><p>>that'll teach her to sleep in the barn.</p><p>></p><p>>Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey</p><p>>Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said</p><p>>"Whatcha got in the bowl, bit**?"</p><p>></p><p>>JACK AND JILL went up the hill</p><p>>To have a little fun.</p><p>>Stupid Jill forgot the pill</p><p>>And now they have a son.</p><p>></p><p>>SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.</p><p>>Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,</p><p>>"What have you got there?"</p><p>>Said the Pie man unto Simon,</p><p>>"Pies, you <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />."</p><p>></p><p>>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,</p><p>>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.</p><p>>All the kings' horses,</p><p>>And all the kings' men.</p><p>>Had scrambled eggs</p><p>>For breakfast again.</p><p>></p><p>>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,</p><p>>All over the bedside clock.</p><p>>The little dog laughed to see such fun,</p><p>>Then died of electric shock.</p><p>></p><p>>There was a little girl who had a little curl</p><p>>Right in the middle of her forehead.</p><p>>When she was good, she was very, very good.</p><p>>But when she was bad.... ....</p><p>>She got fur coats, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 271788, member: 8657"] Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids >Mary had a little pig, >She kept it fat and plastered; >And when the price of pork went up, >She shot the little bast***. > >MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB >Her father shot it dead. >Now it goes to school with her, >Between two hunks of bread. > >Mary had a little lamb >that'll teach her to sleep in the barn. > >Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey >Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said >"Whatcha got in the bowl, bit**?" > >JACK AND JILL went up the hill >To have a little fun. >Stupid Jill forgot the pill >And now they have a son. > >SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. >Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, >"What have you got there?" >Said the Pie man unto Simon, >"Pies, you :censored:." > >HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, >Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. >All the kings' horses, >And all the kings' men. >Had scrambled eggs >For breakfast again. > >HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, >All over the bedside clock. >The little dog laughed to see such fun, >Then died of electric shock. > >There was a little girl who had a little curl >Right in the middle of her forehead. >When she was good, she was very, very good. >But when she was bad.... .... >She got fur coats, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. [/QUOTE]
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