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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 272873" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The Maid wanted a pay increase. Madam was very upset about this and </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong></strong> Maria: " Well Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase."</span></span></span></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"First, I iron better than you."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria, "The Master said so."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Madam: "Oh"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "The Master did."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Madam: "Oh."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Madam: ( very upset now ) "Did the Master say that as well?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">------ (SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE) ----</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 272873, member: 1246"] [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#0000ff][B]The Maid wanted a pay increase. Madam was very upset about this and [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#0000ff][B]asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" [/B] Maria: " Well Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase."[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT='Comic Sans MS']"First, I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria, "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh"[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam: ( very upset now ) "Did the Master say that as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." ------ (SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE) ----[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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