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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 274451" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas.........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. No need to clean the chimney.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. There's no latke-nog.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 274451, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas......... 1. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special" 2. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 3. No need to clean the chimney. 4. There's no latke-nog. 5. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs. 6. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals. 7. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown". 8. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl". 9. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards. 10. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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