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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 274926" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong>Subject:</strong></em> Humorous Facts </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of</p><p>toast.</p><p></p><p></p><p> In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead of croaking.</p><p></p><p></p><p> In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows.</p><p></p><p></p><p> About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.</p><p></p><p></p><p> An average person laughs about 15 times a day.</p><p></p><p></p><p> Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently</p><p>eaten bananas.</p><p></p><p></p><p> Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The average human has seven sex fantasies in a day.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.</p><p></p><p></p><p> A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000B.C.</p><p></p><p></p><p> Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph.</p><p></p><p></p><p> America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.</p><p></p><p></p><p> % of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else.</p><p></p><p></p><p> When he's feeling amorous, the male sea otter grabs the female's nose with</p><p>his teeth.</p><p></p><p></p><p> In 1681, the last dodo bird died.</p><p></p><p></p><p> A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her</p><p>coffee.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.</p><p></p><p></p><p> An Indian woman can legally wed a goat.</p><p></p><p></p><p> Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.</p><p></p><p></p><p> The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 274926, member: 1246"] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] Humorous Facts In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast. In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead of croaking. In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows. About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald. An average person laughs about 15 times a day. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. The average human has seven sex fantasies in a day. The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night. A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h. The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000B.C. Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men. % of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else. When he's feeling amorous, the male sea otter grabs the female's nose with his teeth. In 1681, the last dodo bird died. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. An Indian woman can legally wed a goat. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. [/QUOTE]
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