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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 278057" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>All I Need to Know About Life</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>I Learned From Shopping</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If it's on sale, you need it. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Never ask your mother her opinion. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can always take it back. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You'll grow into it. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">By the time you need it, you'll lose ten pounds. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Never believe anyone who says, "It's really you". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If they're working on commission, they're lying. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Know when to yell, "Charge!" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So many malls, so little time. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you put it on your credit card, it's not really spending money. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Always try to spend someone else's money first. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">There's no such thing as compulsive shopping, just enthusiastic shopping. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shopping is patriotic. It's good for the economy. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you've still got checks, there must be money in the account. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can always get more credit. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you want it, you deserve it. </span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 278057, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Shopping[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone. [*]If it's on sale, you need it. [*]Never ask your mother her opinion. [*]You can always take it back. [*]You'll grow into it. [*]By the time you need it, you'll lose ten pounds. [*]Never believe anyone who says, "It's really you". [*]If they're working on commission, they're lying. [*]Know when to yell, "Charge!" [*]So many malls, so little time. [*]If you put it on your credit card, it's not really spending money. [*]Always try to spend someone else's money first. [*]There's no such thing as compulsive shopping, just enthusiastic shopping. [*]Shopping is patriotic. It's good for the economy. [*]If you've still got checks, there must be money in the account. [*]You can always get more credit. [*]If you want it, you deserve it. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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