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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 280224" data-attributes="member: 1246">The Top 16 Lines You&#039;ll Never Hear in a Western............16 &quot;I reckon I&#039;ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist.&quot;15 &quot;Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let&#039;s drawupon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.&quot;14 &quot;Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys&#039;room.&quot;13 &quot;Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!&quot;12 &quot;Y&#039;know, Badlands Pete, a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairiebreeze, just you &#039;n&#039; me. What say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance ajig or two?&quot;11 &quot;Guns? We don&#039;t need no stinking guns!&quot;10 &quot;I&#039;m tellin&#039; ya, I ain&#039;t shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set mestraight.&quot;9 &quot;Let&#039;s see. Hardtack and pemmican. That&#039;s three grams of fat, seven gramsof protein, and two starches.&quot;8 &quot;Who let the dogies out?&quot;7 &quot;You &#039;n&#039; Slim round up them strays, and I&#039;ll tell Cookie to get started onthe gazpacho and the fondue.&quot;6 &quot;That&#039;s him! That&#039;s the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!&quot;5 &quot;He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye forinterior decoration.&quot;4 &quot;Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?&quot;3 &quot;Dangit, Jake, yer an enabler!&quot;2 &quot;It&#039;s like I keep tellin&#039; ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is fromDodge.&quot;and the number 1 line you&#039;ll never hear in a western...1 &quot;HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS! Okay, now a little to the left. Oooh! Oooh! Stopright there. Perfect!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 280224, member: 1246"] The Top 16 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western............ 16 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist." 15 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution." 14 "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys' room." 13 "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!" 12 "Y'know, Badlands Pete, a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me. What say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?" 11 "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!" 10 "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight." 9 "Let's see. Hardtack and pemmican. That's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches." 8 "Who let the dogies out?" 7 "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue." 6 "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!" 5 "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration." 4 "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?" 3 "Dangit, Jake, yer an enabler!" 2 "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge." and the number 1 line you'll never hear in a western... 1 "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS! Okay, now a little to the left. Oooh! Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!" [/QUOTE]

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