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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 280585" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">There is a factory in </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Northern </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">when you tickle it under the arms.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">reports for her first day promptly at </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8:00 </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AM</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">employee.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factoryfloor.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Personnel Manager burst into </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">laughter.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and approached Lena .</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"I'm sorry," he </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Your job is to give Elmo two </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">test tickles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 280585, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]There is a factory in [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at [/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]8:00 AM[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factoryfloor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Lena . "I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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