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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 281672" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Christmas Controversies</strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm.<br /> MALE: Bulbs flash logo of football team.<br /> FEMALE: Elegant flickering candles.<br /> REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype.<br /> MALE: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt.<br /> FEMALE: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas.<br /> REALITY: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CONTROVERSY: Do you fling or hang tinsel?<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">YUPPIE: Empower each strand with/self-determining skills.<br /> MALE: Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree.<br /> FEMALE: Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghetti.<br /> REALITY: More icicles on floor than on tree.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CONTROVERSY: Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve or Morning.<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">YUPPIE: Gifts opened on posted, individual schedules.<br /> MALE: Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with football.<br /> FEMALE: Anytime the entire family is present.<br /> REALITY: Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway.</span></span></li> </ul></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 281672, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Christmas Controversies[/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?[LIST] [*]YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm. MALE: Bulbs flash logo of football team. FEMALE: Elegant flickering candles. REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down. [*][/LIST] [*]CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?[LIST] [*]YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype. MALE: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt. FEMALE: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas. REALITY: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts. [*][/LIST] [*]CONTROVERSY: Do you fling or hang tinsel?[LIST] [*]YUPPIE: Empower each strand with/self-determining skills. MALE: Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree. FEMALE: Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghetti. REALITY: More icicles on floor than on tree. [*][/LIST] [*]CONTROVERSY: Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve or Morning.[LIST] [*]YUPPIE: Gifts opened on posted, individual schedules. MALE: Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with football. FEMALE: Anytime the entire family is present. REALITY: Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway.[/LIST][/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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