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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 282005" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Golf Meditations</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces and bounces that are just the way you meant to play them. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can hit a two-acre fairway 10 percent of the time and a two-inch branch 90 percent of the time. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hazards attract; fairways repel. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 282005, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Golf Meditations[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. [*]When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. [*]The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing. [*]A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck. [*]Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut. [*]The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. [*]There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces and bounces that are just the way you meant to play them. [*]You can hit a two-acre fairway 10 percent of the time and a two-inch branch 90 percent of the time. [*]Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. [*]Hazards attract; fairways repel. [*]A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours. [*]If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint. [*]Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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