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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 282323" data-attributes="member: 1246">Dead JackassFather O&#039;Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in is new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate form assistance.The conversation went like this: &quot;Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?&quot; And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O&#039;Malley at St.Brigid&#039;s. There&#039;s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o&#039; yer lads to take care of the matter?&quot; Senator Daschle, true to his ability of always passing the buck, replied with a smirk, &quot;Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!&quot; There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O&#039;Malley then replied: &quot;Aye, that&#039;s certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 282323, member: 1246"] [B]Dead Jackass[/B] Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in is new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate form assistance. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?" And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Senator Daschle, true to his ability of always passing the buck, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin. [/QUOTE]

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