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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 283597" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em>Why did the chicken cross the road?</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">DR. PHIL</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">OPRAH</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">GEORGE W. BUSH</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">COLIN POWELL</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">ANDERSON</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> COOPER</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"> - CNN:</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333">We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">JOHN KERRY</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">NANCY GRACE</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">PAT BUCHANAN</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">DR SEUSS</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">JERRY FALWELL</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road It's as plain and as simple as that.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">BARBARA WALTERS</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">JOHN LENNON</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">ARISTOTLE</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">BILL GATES</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ...... reboot.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">ALBERT EINSTEIN</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">BILL CLINTON</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">AL</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> GORE</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333">:</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333">I invented the chicken!</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">COLONEL SANDERS</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Did I miss one?</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">DICK CHENEY </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Where's my gun?</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">AL SHARPTON</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">:</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 283597, member: 1246"] [B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B][I]Why did the chicken cross the road?[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]DR. PHIL[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]OPRAH[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]GEORGE W. BUSH[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]COLIN POWELL[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]ANDERSON[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red] COOPER[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] - CNN:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333]We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]JOHN KERRY[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]NANCY GRACE[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]PAT BUCHANAN[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]DR SEUSS[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]JERRY FALWELL[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road It's as plain and as simple as that.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]BARBARA WALTERS[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]JOHN LENNON[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]ARISTOTLE[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]BILL GATES[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ...... reboot.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]ALBERT EINSTEIN[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]BILL CLINTON[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]AL[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red] GORE[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333]:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333]I invented the chicken![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]COLONEL SANDERS[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Did I miss one?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]DICK CHENEY [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Where's my gun?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]AL SHARPTON[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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