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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 288425" data-attributes="member: 1246">Legally SpeakingA man can&#039;t find a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz &amp; Schwartz.He calls up and says, &quot;Is Mr. Schwartz in?&quot;The guy says, &quot;No, he&#039;s out playing golf.&quot;He says, &quot;All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz.&quot;&quot;He&#039;s not with the firm any more, he&#039;s retired.&quot;&quot;Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz.&quot;&quot;He&#039;s away in Boston, won&#039;t be back for a month.&quot;&quot;Okay, then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz.&quot;He says, &quot;Speaking!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 288425, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000]Legally Speaking[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]A man can't find a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]The guy says, "No, he's out playing golf."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]He says, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]"He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]"He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]"Okay, then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]He says, "Speaking!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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