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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 290929" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MALE VS. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE ........ </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">'Please note that this Bank is installing new </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">Drive-through ATM machines enabling </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">customers to withdraw cash without leaving </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">their vehicles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">Customers using this new facility are </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">requested to use the procedures outlined </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">below when accessing their accounts. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">After months of careful research, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">developed. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">Please follow the Appropriate steps for </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a16252">your gender.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">MALE PROCEDURE:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">1. Drive up to the cash machine.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">2. Put down your car window.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> < /SPAN></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Co mic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Co mic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">6. Put window up.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">7. Drive off.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">FEMALE PROCEDURE:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">Unfortunately, most of this part </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">is the Truth.!!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">1. Drive up to cash machine.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">2. Reverse and back up the required </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">amount to align car window with the machine.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">3. Set parking brake, put the window down.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">4. Find handbag, remove all contents on </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">to passenger seat to locate card.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">5. Tell person on cell phone you will call </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">them back and hang up.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">6. Attempt to insert card into machine.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">7. Open car door to allow easier access </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">to machine due to its excessive distance </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">from the car.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">8. Insert card.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">9. Re-insert card the right way.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">10. Dig through handbag to find diary </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">with your PIN written on the inside </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">back page.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">11. Enter PIN.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: fuchsia">13. Enter amount of cash required.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px">15. Retrieve cash and receipt.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">and place cash inside.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">17. Write debit amount in check register </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">and place receipt in back of checkbook.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px">18. Re-check makeup.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">19. Drive forward 2 feet.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">20. Reverse back to cash machine.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">21. Retrieve card.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px">22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px">and place card into the slot provided!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">23. Give dirty look to irate male driver </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">waiting behind you.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px">25. Redial person on cell phone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia">27. Release Parking Brake.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 290929, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=#a16252][COLOR=#a16252][FONT=Comic Sans MS]MALE VS. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=#a16252][COLOR=#a16252][FONT=Comic Sans MS]FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE ........ [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]'Please note that this Bank is installing new [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]Drive-through ATM machines enabling [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]customers to withdraw cash without leaving [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]their vehicles.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]Customers using this new facility are [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]requested to use the procedures outlined [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]below when accessing their accounts. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]After months of careful research, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]developed. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]Please follow the Appropriate steps for [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a16252]your gender.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]MALE PROCEDURE:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]1. Drive up to the cash machine.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]2. Put down your car window.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma] < /SPAN>[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Co mic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Co mic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]6. Put window up.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]7. Drive off.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]FEMALE PROCEDURE:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]Unfortunately, most of this part [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]is the Truth.!!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]1. Drive up to cash machine.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]2. Reverse and back up the required [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]amount to align car window with the machine.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]3. Set parking brake, put the window down.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]4. Find handbag, remove all contents on [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]to passenger seat to locate card.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]5. Tell person on cell phone you will call [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]them back and hang up.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]6. Attempt to insert card into machine.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]7. Open car door to allow easier access [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]to machine due to its excessive distance [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]from the car.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]8. Insert card.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]9. Re-insert card the right way.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]10. Dig through handbag to find diary [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]with your PIN written on the inside [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]back page.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]11. Enter PIN.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=fuchsia]13. Enter amount of cash required.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6]15. Retrieve cash and receipt.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]and place cash inside.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]17. Write debit amount in check register [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]and place receipt in back of checkbook.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6]18. Re-check makeup.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]19. Drive forward 2 feet.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]20. Reverse back to cash machine.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]21. Retrieve card.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6]22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6]and place card into the slot provided![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]23. Give dirty look to irate male driver [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]waiting behind you.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6]25. Redial person on cell phone.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia]27. Release Parking Brake.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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