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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 291264" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Why I fired my Secretary. </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Last week was my birthday </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and I didn't feel very well </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">waking up on that morning. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I went downstairs for breakfast </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">"Happy Birthday!", </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and possibly have a small present for me. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">As it turned out, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">she barely said good morning, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">let alone </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">" Happy Birthday." </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I thought... </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Well, that's marriage for you, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">but the kids... </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">They will remember. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and didn't say a word. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">So when I left for the office, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I felt pretty low </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and somewhat despondent. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">As I walked into my office, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">my secretary Jane said, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">"Good Morning Boss, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and by the way </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Happy Birthday ! " </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">It felt a little better </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">that at least someone had remembered. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I worked until one o'clock , </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">when Jane knocked on my door </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and said, "You know, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">It's such a beautiful day outside, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and it is your Birthday, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">what do you say we go out to lunch, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">just you and me." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I said, "Thanks, Jane, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">that's the greatest thing </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I've heard all day. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Let's go !" </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">We went to lunch. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">But we didn't go </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">where we normally would go. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">She chose instead at a quiet bistro </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">with a private table. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">We had two martinis each </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">On the way back to the office, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Jane said, "You know, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">It's such a beautiful day... </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">We don't need to go straight back to the office, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Do We ?" </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I responded, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">"I guess not. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">What do you have in mind ?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">She said, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">"Let's drop by my apartment, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">it's just around the corner." </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">After arriving at her apartment, </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Jane turned to me and said, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">" Boss, if you don't mind, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I'm going to step into the bedroom </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">for just a moment. </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">I'll be right back." </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">"Ok." I nervously replied. </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">She went into the bedroom and, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">after a couple of minutes, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">she came out </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">carrying a huge birthday cake ... </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Followed </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">by my wife, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">my kids, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and dozens of my friends </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">and co-workers, </span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">all singing "Happy Birthday". </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">And I just sat there... </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">On the couch... </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: red">Naked. </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 291264, member: 1246"] [COLOR=red][FONT=Georgia][B]Why I fired my Secretary. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Last week was my birthday [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and I didn't feel very well [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]waking up on that morning. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I went downstairs for breakfast [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]"Happy Birthday!", [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and possibly have a small present for me. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]As it turned out, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]she barely said good morning, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]let alone [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]" Happy Birthday." [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I thought... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Well, that's marriage for you, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]but the kids... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]They will remember. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and didn't say a word. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]So when I left for the office, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I felt pretty low [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and somewhat despondent. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]As I walked into my office, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]my secretary Jane said, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]"Good Morning Boss, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and by the way [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Happy Birthday ! " [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]It felt a little better [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]that at least someone had remembered. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I worked until one o'clock , [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]when Jane knocked on my door [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and said, "You know, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]It's such a beautiful day outside, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and it is your Birthday, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]what do you say we go out to lunch, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]just you and me." [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I said, "Thanks, Jane, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]that's the greatest thing [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I've heard all day. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Let's go !" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]We went to lunch. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]But we didn't go [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]where we normally would go. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]She chose instead at a quiet bistro [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]with a private table. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]We had two martinis each [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]On the way back to the office, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Jane said, "You know, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]It's such a beautiful day... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]We don't need to go straight back to the office, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Do We ?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I responded, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]"I guess not. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]What do you have in mind ?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]She said, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]"Let's drop by my apartment, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]it's just around the corner." [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Georgia]After arriving at her apartment, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Jane turned to me and said, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]" Boss, if you don't mind, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I'm going to step into the bedroom [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]for just a moment. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]I'll be right back." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]"Ok." I nervously replied. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]She went into the bedroom and, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]after a couple of minutes, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]she came out [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]carrying a huge birthday cake ... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Followed [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]by my wife, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]my kids, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and dozens of my friends [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]and co-workers, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]all singing "Happy Birthday". [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]And I just sat there... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]On the couch... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=red]Naked. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/center][/FONT][CENTER][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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