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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 291625" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Biblical Spokespersons</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">What if biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:</span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ... B.C.E. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 291625, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Biblical Spokespersons[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] What if biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: [LIST] [*]Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? [*]Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning. [*]The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights. [*]Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way. [*]Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half. [*]Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat. [*]Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960. [*]John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter. [*]Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ... B.C.E. [*]Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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