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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 291673" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">T</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">he Amish Farmer:</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">An Amish farmer walking</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Which means:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 291673, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]T[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]he Amish Farmer:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]An Amish farmer walking[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Which means:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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