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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 292325" data-attributes="member: 1246">Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered........ &nbsp;1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?&nbsp;2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren&#039;t goingas ghosts but as mattresses?&nbsp;3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?&nbsp;4. Is there another word for synonym?&nbsp;5. Isn&#039;t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?&quot;&nbsp;6. If the &quot;black box&quot; flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn&#039;t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?&nbsp;7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?&nbsp;8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?&nbsp;9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone willclean them?&nbsp;10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remainsilent?&nbsp;11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?&nbsp;12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys andapes?&nbsp;&nbsp;How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?&nbsp;&nbsp;If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are hemorrhoids called &quot;hemorrhoids&quot; instead of &quot;asteroids&quot;?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 292325, member: 1246"] Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered........ 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? [/QUOTE]

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