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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 292468" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The white man faints and falls to the floor.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="traveler, post: 292468, member: 1954"] [FONT=Arial]A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial] The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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