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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 293069" data-attributes="member: 1246">Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon......<ol>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Motor Trend never mentioned a &quot;Chevrolet Caca.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Passenger-side &quot;airbag&quot; is actually Rush Limbaugh crammed inside your glove box.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Two Words: Pontiac Sunkist</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Car has spent more time on &quot;60 Minutes&quot; than on the road.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Bicycle pump required to inflate airbags.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">&quot;Jaws of Life&quot; in trunk.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">When you sit behind the wheel, a nerdy billionaire voice asks, &quot;Where do you want to go today?&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You realize too late that it *is* your father&#039;s Oldsmobile.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Ralph Nader&#039;s home phone number written on dashboard.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">The telltale green-and-yellow-make-blue Zip-Lok seals on your air bags.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 293069, member: 1246"] Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon...... [LIST=1] [*]Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." [*]Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. [*]Passenger-side "airbag" is actually Rush Limbaugh crammed inside your glove box. [*]Two Words: Pontiac Sunkist [*]Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty. [*]Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace. [*]Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road. [*]Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity. [*]Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees. [*]Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity. [*]Bicycle pump required to inflate airbags. [*]"Jaws of Life" in trunk. [*]The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand. [*]When you sit behind the wheel, a nerdy billionaire voice asks, "Where do you want to go today?" [*]You realize too late that it *is* your father's Oldsmobile. [*]Ralph Nader's home phone number written on dashboard. [*]The telltale green-and-yellow-make-blue Zip-Lok seals on your air bags.[/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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