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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 295218" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000080">A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">While on the operating table she had a near death experience.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'</span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a </span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">so much more time to live, </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">she figured she might as well make the most of it.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: black">- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'</span></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 295218, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000080]A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had[/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=black]someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=black]so much more time to live, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=black]she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?' - God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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