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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 295527" data-attributes="member: 1246">Driving in CaliforniaDriving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation&#039;s driving school:
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 
A: What for? He can&#039;t see my license plate. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, &quot;Guns don&#039;t kill people. I do.&quot; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 
A: Your car. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 
A: I&#039;d probably lose my buzz a lot faster. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 
A: Make eye contact and wave &quot;hello&quot; if s/he is cute. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 
A: The color. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 
A: Heavy psychedelics. </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 
A: Carry loaded weapons.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 295527, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Driving in California[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school: [LIST] [*]Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. [*]Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." [*]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. [*]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. [*]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. [*]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if s/he is cute. [*]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. [*]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. [*]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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