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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 296897" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p></p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the light, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.</span></span></em></em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!'</span></span></em></em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Shaking his head from side-to-side t he husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, 'What would you do?'</span></span></em></em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The cabby replied,'I'd cover his <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> up with that blanket before he catches a cold.'</span></span></em></em></em></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 296897, member: 1246"] [I][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][B]home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the light, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][B] [I][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/I][I][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/I][I][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]The wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!'[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/I][I][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Shaking his head from side-to-side t he husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, 'What would you do?'[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/I][I][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][I] [I][I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]The cabby replied,'I'd cover his :censored: up with that blanket before he catches a cold.'[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][B][/B][/B][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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