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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 297696" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><u>Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car</u></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 297696, member: 1246"] [CENTER][U]Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car[/U][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. [*]The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. [*]The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. [*]The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk." [*]The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus. [*]Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking. [*]The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included." [*]You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals. [*]You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing. [*]When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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