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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 297702" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Spot, the dog</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 297702, member: 1246"] Spot, the dog [FONT=Times New Roman]John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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