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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 298967" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Good Sheep</p><p> </p><p>Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep. </p><p>Anyway,the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the </p><p>farm where the sheep was raised. </p><p>The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw. "Well, I was walkin'</p><p>along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up</p><p>from behind the sheep, real quiet-like." </p><p>"And then what?" asked the prosecutor. </p><p>"Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close." </p><p>" And what happened after that?" </p><p>"Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. </p><p>THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!" </p><p>Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury</p><p>member next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 298967, member: 1246"] Good Sheep Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep. Anyway,the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw. "Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like." "And then what?" asked the prosecutor. "Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close." " And what happened after that?" "Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!" Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that." [/QUOTE]
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