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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 299467" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...I got a "It's for you loser" wave receiving e-mail, & not a chime.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...my secretary says things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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