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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 299851" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Newly issued alcohol warnings</strong></p><p></p><p>The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.</p><p></p><p>1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.</p><p></p><p>2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.</p><p></p><p>3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you</p><p></p><p>4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.</p><p></p><p>5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.</p><p></p><p>6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.</p><p></p><p>7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho George.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 299851, member: 1246"] [B]Newly issued alcohol warnings[/B] The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho George. [/QUOTE]
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