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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 300276" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>You Know You Need a New Housekeeper When....</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The good news: Her French maid outfit.<br /> The bad news: Her beard and moustache.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shows up wearing nothing but a strategically-placed feather duster. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, Mr. Kaelin, your credentials check out perfectly. You'rehired." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You find a 4-lb. pork roast under the blanket in the nursery, and the baby wrapped in tinfoil in the freezer.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She doesn't do windows, but she *does* do your 14-year-old son. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When she is done with your 14-year-old-son, she does your 13 year-old daughter. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Well, they don't call him "Mr. French" because of his accent. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Scoot marks on the rug, and you don't even have a dog.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 300276, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]You Know You Need a New Housekeeper When....[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]The good news: Her French maid outfit. The bad news: Her beard and moustache. [*] [*]Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted. [*]Shows up wearing nothing but a strategically-placed feather duster. [*]First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?" [*]"Well, Mr. Kaelin, your credentials check out perfectly. You'rehired." [*]She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky. [*]You find a 4-lb. pork roast under the blanket in the nursery, and the baby wrapped in tinfoil in the freezer.[/LIST] [LIST] [*]"I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows." [*]When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too." [*]She doesn't do windows, but she *does* do your 14-year-old son. [*]When she is done with your 14-year-old-son, she does your 13 year-old daughter. [*]Well, they don't call him "Mr. French" because of his accent. [*]Scoot marks on the rug, and you don't even have a dog.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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