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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 300674" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Neighbors</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'Hi, how are you?'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'Doin' just fine!'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">And the other person says:</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'So what are you up to?'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'Can I come over?'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!'</span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Then I hear the person say nervously...</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 300674, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000]Neighbors[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [LEFT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'Hi, how are you?'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'Doin' just fine!'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] And the other person says: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'So what are you up to?'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'Can I come over?'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!'[/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] Then I hear the person say nervously... [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2]'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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