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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 300762" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>3 Things to ponder........</p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><u>C O W S</u></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><u></u></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><u>T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N</u></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><u>T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S</u></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 300762, member: 1246"] 3 Things to ponder........ [CENTER][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][U]C O W S [/U][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][U]T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][U]T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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