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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 301016" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>How Old Are You, Really?</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(The answers are at the end, but don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!)</span></span></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Name the 4 Beatles.</span></span></li> </ol> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">_________________</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">_________________</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">_________________</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">_________________ </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!" </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____ </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ______. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G. _____. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, _____? ____ _____ _____ _____! </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?" </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh, ...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _______. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ______, .... I'm Popeye the sailor man." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to _____ _____, _____ _____ _____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ ____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"Good night, David." "_____ ______,______." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]"When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______." </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____." </span></span></li> </ol><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Answers</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">John, Paul, George, Ringo</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Oh, my!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It's Howdy Doody Time!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Wonder Bread</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Cassius Clay</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Maynard G. Krebbs</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why? Because we like you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">A little dab'll do ya.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">over 30</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">who wrote the book of love</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Absolutely nothin'</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">the American way</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Joe Namath</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">"cause I eats me spinach"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Mary Martin</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">is a failure to communicate</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Richard Nixon</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Big John, Big Bad John</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">On Blueberry Hill</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Wherever you are.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Good night, Chet.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">pants on fire</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Smile! You're on Candid Camera!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">he is us</li> </ol><p>Scoring</span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">24-26 correct - 50+ years old</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">20-23 correct - 40's</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">15-19 correct - 30's</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10-14 correct - 20's</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 301016, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]How Old Are You, Really?[/B][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS](The answers are at the end, but don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!) [LIST=1] [*]Name the 4 Beatles.[/LIST][/FONT][/SIZE][LIST=1] [*][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]_________________[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]_________________[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]_________________[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]_________________ [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!" [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____ [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ______. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G. _____. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, _____? ____ _____ _____ _____! [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?" [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh, ...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _______. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ______, .... I'm Popeye the sailor man." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to _____ _____, _____ _____ _____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ ____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"Good night, David." "_____ ______,______." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]"When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______." [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____." [/FONT][/SIZE][/LIST][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. 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[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS].. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Answers [LIST=1] [*]John, Paul, George, Ringo [*]Oh, my! [*]It's Howdy Doody Time! [*]They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. [*]Wonder Bread [*]Cassius Clay [*]when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent [*]Maynard G. Krebbs [*]Why? Because we like you. [*]A little dab'll do ya. [*]over 30 [*]who wrote the book of love [*]Absolutely nothin' [*]the American way [*]Joe Namath [*]"cause I eats me spinach" [*]Mary Martin [*]is a failure to communicate [*]Richard Nixon [*]Big John, Big Bad John [*]On Blueberry Hill [*]Wherever you are. [*]Good night, Chet. [*]pants on fire [*]Smile! You're on Candid Camera! [*]he is us[/LIST]Scoring [LIST] [*]24-26 correct - 50+ years old [*]20-23 correct - 40's [*]15-19 correct - 30's [*]10-14 correct - 20's [*]0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude[/LIST][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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