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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 301439" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Time to Diet</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You know it's time for a diet when.............</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Weight Watchers demands your resignation.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time please!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">They throw puffed rice at your wedding.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 301439, member: 1246"] Time to Diet [FONT=Times New Roman]You know it's time for a diet when.............[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Weight Watchers demands your resignation.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time please!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]They throw puffed rice at your wedding.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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