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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 301868" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>My Daddy's A Dancer</p><p> </p><p>One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what </p><p>their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: Fireman</p><p>-Mechanic - Businessman - Salesman - Doctor - Lawyer, and so forth.</p><p> </p><p>However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when </p><p>the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an </p><p>exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of </p><p>other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is</p><p>really good, he will go home with some guy and stay overnight for </p><p>money.</p><p> </p><p>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the </p><p>other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin </p><p>aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"</p><p> </p><p>"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee </p><p>and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I</p><p>was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 301868, member: 1246"] My Daddy's A Dancer One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: Fireman -Mechanic - Businessman - Salesman - Doctor - Lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay overnight for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." [/QUOTE]
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