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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 303956" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><u>A Blonde's Year in Review</u></p><p></p><p>January</p><p>Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.</p><p></p><p>February</p><p>Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....</p><p>Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!</p><p></p><p>March</p><p>Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said</p><p>'2-4 years!'</p><p></p><p>April</p><p>Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!</p><p></p><p>May</p><p>T ried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't</p><p>fit into those little packets!!!</p><p></p><p>June</p><p>Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.</p><p></p><p>July</p><p>Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,</p><p>the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!</p><p></p><p>August</p><p>Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top</p><p>was open.</p><p></p><p>September</p><p>The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???</p><p></p><p>October</p><p>Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.</p><p></p><p>November</p><p>Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I</p><p>weigh 108#</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">December</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">phone!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 303956, member: 1246"] [U]A Blonde's Year in Review[/U] January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May T ried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108# [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] December Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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