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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 304212" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.</span> </span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">BORE HIS FULL NAME.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HAD ATTENDED MORGANPARKHIGH SCHOOL.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">THEN, THAT UGLY,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">OLD,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">BALD,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WRINKLED,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">FAT ASS,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">GRAY-HAIRED,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">DECREPIT</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">S.O.B. ASKED,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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