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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 304971" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><u>How NOT to Pass Your Driver's Test</u></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops."</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fill your car with beer bottles.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Swear at everybody on the road.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Beep your horn at everything.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 304971, member: 1246"] [CENTER][U]How NOT to Pass Your Driver's Test[/U][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. [*]Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" [*]Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. [*]Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. [*]When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. [*]When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops." [*]Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" [*]After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. [*]Fill your car with beer bottles. [*]The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. [*]Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test. [*]In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. [*]Swear at everybody on the road. [*]When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light. [*]Beep your horn at everything. [*]Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.[/LIST][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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