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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 305387" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Irish Pubs........</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080">"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">back home..</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In Glasgow there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">so much that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">drink for you."</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080">"Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies", said the Irishman.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Back home in me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house".</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080">The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080">"Well," said the Englishman "did this actually</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">happen to you?"</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff0080">"Not to me meself, personally, no," said the</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Irishman ..."...but it did happen to me sister.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 305387, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Irish Pubs........[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff0080]"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]back home..[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]In Glasgow there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]so much that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]drink for you."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff0080]"Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies", said the Irishman.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Back home in me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house".[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff0080]The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff0080]"Well," said the Englishman "did this actually[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]happen to you?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff0080]"Not to me meself, personally, no," said the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Irishman ..."...but it did happen to me sister.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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