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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 305732" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Jewish Texan..........</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and 10 gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yalmuke, short pants, and high black sox with sandles. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The first Texan says: My name is Roger, I have 2000 acres and 3,000 head of cattle. I call my place "The Jolly Roger." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The second Texan says: My name is Gene. I own 5.000 acres and 5,000 head. I call my place "Gene's Ranch Estate." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The little old Jewish man says: I own 200 acres and got no cattle. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And what do you call your place says Roger sarcastically. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Downtown Dallas says the old Jewish man.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 305732, member: 1246"] Jewish Texan.......... [SIZE=2]Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and 10 gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yalmuke, short pants, and high black sox with sandles. The first Texan says: My name is Roger, I have 2000 acres and 3,000 head of cattle. I call my place "The Jolly Roger." The second Texan says: My name is Gene. I own 5.000 acres and 5,000 head. I call my place "Gene's Ranch Estate." The little old Jewish man says: I own 200 acres and got no cattle. And what do you call your place says Roger sarcastically. Downtown Dallas says the old Jewish man.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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