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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 306163" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">< BR></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Open the package and remove the thermometer.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now the fun part begins.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 306163, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]< BR>[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Open the package and remove the thermometer.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Now the fun part begins.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:[/FONT][/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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